Speculative cluelessness on Hebrew vowel geeqery, Torah, early Yiddish, proper behavior, and other stuff I know almost nothing about~~Preaching about virtues that I don't have~~The late paytan John Hartford wrote, "All I am is a hole in the air/Surrounded all around with teeth and hair." He was indeed a mere hole in the air surrounded all around with teeth and hair, and created in God's image. As are you and I, my friend. As are you and I.